19 May 2010 ~ 4 Comments

Live from Locohama, S2/E9: One of us, one of us…

Certain things creep me out. Clowns, cockroaches, congregations of any kind of insect…

There’s a boy in the Special Ed. class that, upon seeing me, likes to come over and touch me. It wouldn’t be so bad if he weren’t always drooling a little, or picking his nose, and if he didn’t look like and remind me of those freaks from the movie, aptly titled, “Freaks“. He has a little head and it’s kind of pointy. The first time I saw this movie was the last. It creeped me the fuck out!

The teachers are always around for some reason when he does this so I can’t do what I want to do when he comes near me: find some excuse to excuse myself with great haste.

“Loco-sensei, Ohayo,” he says daily, with a voice that’s sounds like Goofy if he were drunk, and he strokes my arm while intermittently smiling in my face and examining my skin.

When he does this I can hear the chant from the movie in my head: “one of us, one of us…”

If he touches me again, regardless of who is in the vicinity, I don’t care…I’m gonna…




 Well, I’m not gonna hug him!








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4 Responses to “Live from Locohama, S2/E9: One of us, one of us…”

  1. Chris B 20 May 2010 at 7:38 am Permalink

    "Certain things creep me out. Clowns, cockroaches,"

    We got huge flying cockroaches back in Hawaii. Fukin' things freaked me out when I first saw em'

    I had a big one crawl on me while I was sleeping and for weeks after i would jump up and turn on the lights lookin for a phantom cockroach. The month of no sleep.

    HATE the fuckin things!!

    In Japan i have learned to live with a massive spider or two (ive seen some freaky big ones over here) because those spiders eat cockroaches. The lesser of 2 evils I guess.

    • Locohama 20 May 2010 at 6:04 pm Permalink

      Yeah, I 'm not sure if I drempt a cockroach was crawling on me or if it really happened anymore that shit so deep is so embedded in my subconscious. I mean, I am actually afraid that a cockroach will kill me.Not by attacking me but by causing my heart to attack me.
      I need some of those spiders! Sound like ideal pets to me…spiders are actually one of the few insects that don't give me the creeps. Maybe because I was such a big spider man fan when i was little. (-:

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