29 July 2010 ~ 4 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.13

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click here for pt 1 One night, while we lying in her futon, in the afterglow, Maggie turned to me and asked: “So, is there a reason why you haven’t introduced me to your friends, yet?” “My friends…” I laughed. “You do have friends, don’t you?” “Everybody has friends…” “And a mother and father…You do have […]

28 July 2010 ~ 3 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.12

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.12
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click here for pt 1 I wrote a post a couple of years back- one of my first- a pretty crude piece called, “the J-Factor.” Some of you might remember it. If not, take a peek. To summarize, it was about my infatuation with Japanese girls when I first arrived here in Japan. How there was […]

27 July 2010 ~ 20 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.11

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.11

click here for pt 1 New York City is made up of five boroughs: Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx, Staten Island, and of course Manhattan. When most people (except New Yorkers) picture New York, they picture Manhattan, big city of dreams and what not. When most people say they’ve been to New York, they’ve only been to Manhattan, did […]

26 July 2010 ~ 5 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.10

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.10

click here for pt 1 Maggie was pretty in a girl-next door who could be a model if she were slimmer and taller kinda way. But, with that ambition shattered, she became a cosmetologist instead and hustled Clinique products at Lord & Taylor’s wearing a white lab coat and a brilliant smile. I used to call her […]

24 July 2010 ~ 9 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.9

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.9
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click here for pt 1 Long Island University Brooklyn Campus It would be a couple more uneventful months of advanced training in Fort Gordon Georgia before I returned to my beloved Brooklyn.  No sooner had I arrived back, still comparatively cockdiesel and disciplined, did I get to work on doing something useful with my life, as Drill Sergeant […]

23 July 2010 ~ 4 Comments

Bottom 5 chotto chigau things in Japan

Bottom 5 chotto chigau things in Japan

This is my submission for the July 2010 Japan Blog Matsuri hosted by my buddy Moku-chan over at Daigakudeki. Thanks for hosting and good luck! The theme this month was things in Japan that I find to be (chotto chigau) a little different. Hmmm… Everybody always makes Top 10 list but my list will be […]

23 July 2010 ~ 3 Comments

Live from Locohama, S2/E28: Survival of the Suicidal

Live from Locohama, S2/E28: Survival of the Suicidal

Well, it’s natsu yasumi (summer vacation) for us ALTs, thus the pause in my Reality Show. I’ve been spending most of my vacation thus far knee deep in my summer writing project / catharsis / purging / self-therapy series I call: Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! For those of you who, despite it drifting slightly off […]

22 July 2010 ~ 24 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.8

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.8

click here for pt 1 “Have a seat, Private,” Drill Sergeant James ordered, and I obeyed. His office was a tiny airless room which could just as well have been a broom closet, near the front entrance to the barracks. The OD Green paint on the walls was chipped, the filthy window was wired and shut, his Drill […]

20 July 2010 ~ 16 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.7

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.7

click here for pt 1 I mentioned that my drill sergeant hated me with a passion. I had challenged his authority that first week and since then he’d taken a personal interest and making me suffer. He couldn’t put his hands on me, though. There’d be all kids of hell to pay if he did. But, he could yell, get all in […]

18 July 2010 ~ 16 Comments

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.6

Hi! My name is Loco…and I am a racist! pt.6

click here for pt 1 One night, after pulling Kitchen Police duty, I was out behind the Mess Hall having a smoke, just chilling and thinking, alone, as I was prone to do, about being back home in New York hanging with like-minded people, when suddenly out of the shadows stepped Burns. My guards went up. […]